This post was previously published here on the Electronic Media blog, EC Reporter.
By Abbi Matheson & Paul Rowley
Whoa! Elegant self-depreciation! The 2015 Oscars began with a fun montage of celebrities as humble, struggling actors in their youth with dreams of making it big one day. It created this initial, tenser atmosphere, like Caesar Flickerman from The Hunger Games was going to ask Bradley Cooper and Julianne Moore about hot tribute gossip and their respective districts. Immortality is at stake tonight, but it was beguiling to so quickly ask who we think deserves it.
The young adult genre was courted in other ways this evening: the Oscar playlist broadcasted on cable was most certainly stolen from an upcoming spring high school prom. Music by Jessie J and a remix of the 2014 LEGO movie song “Everything is Awesome” were on the switchboard for most of the awards show premier.
NPH looking good as usual with his partner. They’re too cute it makes me want to puke. I’m loving the grey. A nice break from the usual black or white.
Lupita is a goddess and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
Zendaya’s come a long way from her Disney days. Though I’m not too crazy about the off the shoulder sleeves.
I love everything about this dress except for the neckline…like why Felicity Jones? Why?
Dior is one of my favorite designers but what even is this dress?? A doily?? And why cinch it there?? Very unflattering.
More suited for a funeral than the Red Carpet but I’m a fan of the plunging neckline.
Gorgeous. Beautiful. The straps are so thin it looks like they aren’t there, which is magical.
I never have and never will like the one shoulder thing. And this is just terrible. Is that rope? Fitting because of 50 Shades.
Navy and black is just a no no for me. It looks like you got dressed in the dark.
Anna Kendrick you flawless human. Where was this dress two years ago for prom??
Bowties are cool. And so is dark lipstick. Ya’ll nailed it.
Rosamund. Pike. That is all.
The drop waist is very 20’s and I love it.
High-low and asymmetrical? Too much for one dress.
Finally a break from bland colored suits! Men join the world of fashion with colors!
Those are bricks on her dress. Why. Just why.
Simple but elegant. The statement necklace is just enough. I wish there wasn’t that awkward train though.
There’s nothing to this dress. I wish she wore bigger jewelry…or a different bag…
This looks like fireworks or stars. It’s perfect.
Eddie baby you so cute. But again with the navy and black WHY??
Wait…I’ve seen this before…Let’s pit him and Eddie against one another in a patriarchal judgement of beauty.
So why is there a flower on your sleeve? And why just one long sleeve? Can you not decide if you’re cold?
This dress is beautiful. I don’t care what anyone says, peplum is great. Hides the food baby.
When I get married I want to wear this dress. J Lo is flawless.
I’m in love with Chris Pratt. I don’t know what else to say about a tux. It’s fitted well? Good job?
Wait is her dress safety pinned on the side? Emo middle school phase anyone?
Poor excuse for color blocking. I wish it wasn’t black and white. White and gold? Black and red? Literally anything else.
I’m just not crazy about long trains…but this dress is gorgeous.
DOES THIS DRESS HAVE POCKETS???? It does. That cancels out the terrible waistline.
This might be one of my favorite dresses so far tonight. It just fits her so well.
Again with the trains?? I love the color but come on people. How can you walk in that?
Glitter sparkle yes. I love this dress.
Mad props for being able to wear yellow.
Scarlett Johansson is flawless. But that necklace. Or is it part of the dress? Not a fan.
This dress confuses me. Why does it need to look like she’s wearing two dresses?
There’s nothing more to say other than Oprah, you’re killin’ it.
This dress is very Lady Gaga and can only be worn by Lady Gaga. Because why would anyone else wear those gloves unless you’re a superhero?
This is so Midsummer Night’s Dream and I love it. I don’t like that there are words. No one can read them.
This dress looks very art deco and it’s fabulous.
Nicole Kidman is just too skinny…the dress is pretty though.
I don’t think Jennifer Aniston ages. This wrapped style dress is very popular it seems.
Let’s end on a beautiful note. Channing Tatum. More like Channing Ta-dayum.
Good Morning America’s Robin Roberts and her team were familiar with social media trends like #AskHerMore, influencing their conversations with the actors in a positive way. Reese Witherspoon, who had endorsed the hashtag on Instagram earlier, was asked directly about it and thoughtfully explained that she believed herself and her colleagues to be “more than dresses.” On the premier broadcast with Robin Roberts, #AskHerMore was only acknowledged once, with Ms. Witherspoon brought on deck to explain. It felt like a slight misstep on the behalf of those who conducted interviews that any one woman tonight be asked to explain the hashtag like it was their idea alone.
Dakota Johnson continued to uncomfortably field questions about her role in this month’s wildly successful first installment of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” this time accompanied by her mother Melanie Griffith who was likewise shifty about the film’s material. Their reluctance underscored the overall humorlessness of the red carpet broadcast this evening, at least until Kerry Washington let us know she just wanted to have a good time. Was it the rain? It seemed a bit too dry under the tents.
Cue Lady Gaga, who enters wearing a beautiful, sparkly bellowed gown that looked like it was cut from a marble block. She knew what kind of a statement she was making by wearing 50’s housewife inspired rubber gloves and a killer dress. Like Beyonce’s performance last year at the VMA’s with the word “feminist” blazing in white behind her, Gaga tried to show that you can have couture and work it like a stay-at-home mom. Paired with NPH’s “the best and the whitest” opening performance with Anna Kendrick and Jack Black, and you had one of the most self-aware Oscar nights in recent memory.